Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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