I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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