dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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