I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
