Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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