the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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