so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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