You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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