wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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