how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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