All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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