why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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