I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
