Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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