I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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