ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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