These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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