it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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