I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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