Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Let's paint friendship bongs
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Randomize