just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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