): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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