5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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