Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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