I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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