i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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