I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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