sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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