do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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