Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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