He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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