some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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