Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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