...so i touched it.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
The power of my boobs compel you
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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