Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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