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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Why are you such a perv today?

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  This is a lot to handle

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  Oh shh

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  I'm kidding you prude take a joke

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• (212): View more from New York

  You feel like going out tonight?

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  Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle

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• (310): View more from California

  I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?

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  yes. helicopter.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated

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• (518): View more from New York

  College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%

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  And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried

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• (585): View more from New York

  They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.

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  So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?

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  Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.

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