I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.