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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.

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• (760): View more from California

  dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  wine lets you be on time to class apparently

  (619): View more from California

  This is a dangerous realization

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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."

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• (509): View more from Washington

  you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to

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  It's true

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• (206): View more from Washington

  After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?

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