He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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