summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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