How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
A bitchslap is in order.
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