This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.