That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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