dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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