Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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