just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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