I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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