well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
MIDGETS
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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