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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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