did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
