and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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