Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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