I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
