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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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