Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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